“This is not the walk of shame this is the walk of pure victory”

Gggggooooooooooooooooddddd Morning…

photoshop for the win

I’m getting better at using photoshop…

It’s now under a week until I actually get to call myself a medical student….

 

surprise cat

Holy frikin shit

AND get my horrific passport picture put on an ID card (for the next 4 years!) I’m starting to get nervous…

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I feel like I have a few days to grow up… I now have a (weekend) job (albeit in slave labour errr… Retail) and I have 4 years of medical school ahead of me… The title of the degree is GRADUATE entry medicine… It’s that word… Graduate, it’s starting to make me freak out…

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Not you Callie you’re perfect

It’s not only that! People are getting married, friends are starting to have kids and are even buying houses…

Yes I like gif's now...

Yes I like gif’s now…

Then I’m sitting here still trying to master the science behind keeping my dignity after a bottle of wine or a one night stand…

But in all honest the thought of renting out my womb to a tiny human horrifies me… Plus I’d need to be getting laid by a viable mate of the male species – Like that’ll happen any time soon…

But, I am LOVING London life. Apart from the ridiculous price of booze and hideous amount of tourists in Primark It was like a frikin zoo!!!

 I just wanted some pillows…

you go Grandma

you go Grandma

But the highlight was when I was queuing like a proper Brit and I over heard someone shout

“I THREW MY PIE FOR YOU”

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It broke me… literally broke me, I couldn’t stop laughing – my faith in humanity had been restored temporarily, until I had to exit Primark – which is NOT an easy task, I felt like I was in the final of the tri-wizard tournament

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After the stress of shopping I decided to go out for ONE (Yeah that never happens) drink with some friends and others…

One turned into twotwo turned into liver failure and I found myself back on the tube at 8.30am the next day…

cat giving up

 

It’s truely a sobering moment when you have to admit to the man on the tube that this is infact the “walk of victory and not the walk of shame” while similtaniously attempting to keep down the litre of Lucozade I chugged in a last-ditch attempt to give me some energy and sobriety before I stepped on to the moving inferno that is the tube…

Piper shuAfter 2 stops I needed to be let off that tube A-SAP… There was a high ‘chunder possibility’… I would in all honestly rather pull a 12 hour shift in the Oxford street Primark than go through that again..

I don't think I have a choice...

I don’t think I have a choice…

Well, currently the police are outside my house after a large fight down the road… I’m starting to rethink the “I don’t live in Tower Hamlets… I live in *Insert Vaguely better area here*” statement I say a lot…

It’s ok I have my alibi sorted…

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Until next time…

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Tequila is the Devil, driving in London is like dancing with the devil and paintballing in 32 degrees (hungover) is hell

Goooooood  mmmmmooooorrrrrnnnnniiiinnnngggg

Yes that is my skeleton

How I felt on Saturday…

I hope no one has to feel the agony of the hangover I had the other saturday morning… Literally the worst hangover in my 22.5 years on this planet.

There was an orange bucket that got bleached very well…

Barry Scott I choose you....

Barry Scott I choose you….

I have learnt some valuable lessons these last few weeks:

Tequila is my enemy until further notice

Screen shot 2013-07-19 at 00.10.19– I have a tendency to get very handsy while drunk

Screen shot 2013-08-05 at 01.03.58 – I also tend to take lots photo’s when I am drunk (that I then subsequently find the next day…)
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Paintballing hurts… And I mean it hurts… A LOT

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I literally looked like Edward Cullens breakfast the next day… So many bruises

– And London is freekin awesome

Did I mention I’ve moved to the big smoke???

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Have I also said how AWESOME it is… Also a holla to my lovely awesome house mates…

For a bonding session and only meeting one of my housemates for about 1 hour…. We went to Holi festival…

For those of you who don’t know, read this [Holi festival], but the condensed version is that it’s a big festival where you throw paint… Well it’s meant to be powder… But that clearly didnt happen…

Yes this is a chest shot....

Yes this is a chest shot….

2 days later and I’m still finding pink paint in my nose and ears…

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Have any of you seen Orange is the new black????

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Please say you have… if you havent you NEED to watch it…

It’s pretty much making me want to commit a crime and go to Jail like Grey’s Anatomy persuaded me to got to medical school…

oh Alex Vause...

oh Alex Vause… you are just… 

Yeah that definitely wasn’t in my personal statement…

But seriously watch it…. 

It’s literally now 3 weeks until I start medical school and it’s slowly sinking in what I’ve let myself in for… Especially after receiving my timetable…

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So let’s see what the next week brings… I’m currently at (my new) home without a voice (again!) browsing the internet

So please send me nice things… Pizza or Bacon are both good!

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Does yourself count??